Pink Bubbles In My Soup

Log on and blog on. Love it……….It’s the same every morning, the 6a.m chinking of milk bottles awaken me. I rush to my bedroom window and look down on the two florescent green pixies dancing up my tree lined driveway to deliver milk and yoghurt. I always give them a wave. They always wave back.

I turn around and gaze lovingly at Ingrid my six foot blonde Swedish housemaid sat invitingly on the end of my bed. Scantily clad she rushes to the bathroom beckoning me to follow. Cleansed and after a vigorous Nordic rubdown I rush downstairs with pink soap bubbles still in my hair, hopping and skipping into the kitchen.

There he is as always, Wax, my solar paneled alien robotic chef preparing two high protein low caloried breakfasts. I slide onto my cushioned chair at the vintage teak breakfast table and look across to drool at the two headed, four breasted Marilyn Monroe lookalike whom I honeymoon everyday…… Whoa, hold it there, I think I’ve been putting too many mushrooms in the soup.

Talking about mushrooms and soup, I’ve been thinking about putting a few Thai receipes on my website. Only problem is I can’t cook so I’m thinking of emailing a few sites to try and post their receipes and in return crediting their name to the dish with a link to their site.

Since coming back from Thailand I’ve changed the whole look of the site and I’m pleased with how its turned out. Still got a lot of work to put into it yet. I want to publish a few more reviews of the places I’ve been to in Thailand, but I’ll probably need to revisit them again and do some research while I’m there, so I’ve got to put that on hold.

Off work for the next two days so I wanna try and get some more information on my First Time page and pop down my local bar for a few beers. Time for me to blog off and log off cause I gotta bury the can opener in the back garden so I can give the soup supper a miss. Hope tomorrows a good one for you and the day after is even better. Lastly for all you lads, don’t forget what my grandfather said to me on his deathbed “If it points south in the mouth, try Viagra”.

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